Cheddar Bunnies

Is the name of the box of cheesy snacks on my desk.

It's funny. After I started making this last movie, I've been seeing bunnies everywhere. Coincidence? Probably.

I applied for two jobs today. Blockbuster and Borders. They have a knack of asking the most spot-on questions that I would not like to be asked.

Do you like talking to people?

...

And there are only two selections of course: yes. no.

I mean.

Really now.

Let's define people.

Also, this is worth noting, they had a question that said "When someone does something that annoys you, do you get angry?

Yes. No.

In short, I don't plan on hearing back from anyone ever.

Also.

You guys are going to love this, but I used you as personal references. I don't know what that means, but if you get a call. I don't know. It was kind of weird.

I had an extraordinary experience last night. It requires a diagram.



lovely. I know. Don't ask me why my floor is in pink. It just turned out that way.

Okay, so what you should take away from this is that there is a staircase in the rear/sides of the dorm. However, if you take it all the way up you get to that red X, a place where no one goes because no one ever goes to the top of Henley. Which makes it the perfect getaway from annoying roommates. Anyways, me and Katie were watching Avatar at the X, when all of the sudden we heard the door open below us. I quickly turned off the volume (mistake) and we start hearing this black kid rapping to himself. He's using an unruly quantity of explitives. The one that sticks with me is "goddamn pork pussy." Katie and I are DEAD silent. If you haven't figured out yet, this kid is represented by the blue guy. Anyways, he starts really getting into it, and it's like he's trying to memorize it or something. Well, he starts pacing up and down the stairs chanting this monologue of profanity, and he keeps getting really close to our staircase. Katie later told me she saw the sleve of his t-shirt come around the stairwell several times. All of the sudden, nearing the climax of his rant, he bursts up the stairway and our paths meet at last. Turns out he was a short asian kid with long hair. He says "Oh, wow." And me and katie just say "yeah."

"wow."

He excuses himself, then comes back and says he was just practicing lines. But for what? I do not know. I think that will be a question that continues to haunt me for years to come.

Let's talk movie

I'm still coming up with the script, but I'm pretty close to being done. And when I say "script" I really just mean "What's going to happen." You probably knew that. Anyways, here's the deal.

I'm going to need people some day between the 10th and the 12th. Like 15. 15 would work. Can we make this happen? Here's the idea: John walks into a surprise Birthday party. Yeah? I need people to be there to say "Surprise." That's all. It's a lot to drag people out for. But. If you know someone, invite!!! The more the better.